Bowja from his CASHLE!

One day, Bowja was just walking down the street, because he was from his
CAAAAASHLE, and MAARIO was like "hey, BOOWJA, why ya drvin' mah
CRAASHLE?" and then LUIGI was like "Nyah!" But no one cared because
MAAAARIO ate the mushroom and saved the princess but she was in another
CAAAASHLE! Then BOOOWJA was at the castle, but it wasn't really Bowser,
and then BOOOWJA was from his CAAAAASHLE. Then MAAARIO went into his
castle and he DIIIIIEED! Then he came back and he DIIIIIIED. Then he
came back to Bowja, he got the thing, and then BOOOOOWJA DIIIIED. Then
there's the Princess, but the Princess wasn't really the Princess, and
he went to another CASHLE but it still wasn't Bowja, it still wasn't the
Princess and he never FOOOOUND her!